Episode 12: Super Sloppy Double Dare

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Episode 12: Super Sloppy Double Dare 0

May14

Ryan starts the conversation with his belief that reading is for suckers. Ryan doesn’t think reading is even spelled correctly. He also breaks the news that reading is lame. He complains about Bush and his wife trying to shove reading down America’s throat. Steffie thinks George Bush is an alright guy. Ryan would hang out with him but doesn’t think he’s a good person.

Ryan talks about First Ladies and what failures they all are. Steffie believes that for some reason, someone will offer her millions of dollars to be quiet about health care and Ryan reveals that he has no grasp on the population of America. Steffie gives the populations of different places which is inevitably very, very boring. No discussion about population would be complete without talking about India.

Steffie explains to Ryan what audiophiles are all about and Ryan, of course, thinks they are lame. Ryan randomly goes off on a tangent about people taking objects to space. He loves the term Cosmonaut, despite them being a bunch of commies. Steffie doesn’t know how to say Astronaut, so Ryan schools her in both of those words’ pronounciation.

Steffie and Ryan discuss the upcoming 3D issue of Playboy. Ryan inevitably disgusts Steffie with what he believes the magazine will do. Ryan explains how many internet sociologists are running around. Steffie uses porn to find new tricks. They begin discussing lube and how it relates to the movie Signs. They try to pronounce similar words for like five minutes, likely due to their collective ADHD. For some reason, Ryan believes that all the lube in the house will save them from aliens or zombies. Not even five minutes goes by and they are distracted by something happening in the room.

Ryan and Steffie talk about the folks inspecting their apartment. Ryan is worried that they are using the adult products that Steffie left out on a previous inspection day.

They discuss baby names which somehow leads to discussing Mo Rocca and all the old Nickelodeon game shows. Ryan and Steffie discuss the various events and segments of these old games shows with their own ideas about what these games should have been to be more entertaining.

The topic moves towards medical marijuana dispencaries getting firebombed and Steffie being accused of being a customer’s mistress. Steffie tries to convince her otherwise, but to no avail.

The conversation steers back towards GUTS and Legends of the Hidden Temple with talk of glamorous prizes of trips to the Phosphate Hills of Fort Meyers as well as free Starkist Tuna!

“No, No, No, you don’t shoot AT the Baby, you shoot NEAR the Baby”-Ryan

“I just want you to continue with the story, we were talking about female ejaculate and zombies with lube”-Steffie