Episode 11: A Tale of Two Dicks | Booty and the Beard

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Episode 11: A Tale of Two Dicks 0

May8

Ryan & Steffie’s Zombie Farms have fallen by the wayside. The conversation moves towards
locusts. Ryan reiterates his belief that insects and crustaceans are aliens. They start
talking about Joe Rogan which invariably leads to drug use. Ryan talks about the mildness
of their love-making.

It comes to light that Steffie has never seen Different Strokes or even heard the theme
song. We talk about the lack of Aladdin’s nose as well as the Smile Train: an organization
that you can donate money to for children born with cleft palates. We expound more on cleft
palates which turns the conversation towards oral sex.

The main topic of the day seems to be men with two genitalia.

We start talking about roast beef but probably not the kind you’re thinking about now,
along with mustard, relish, kraut, and the Germans. Ryan and Steffie discuss spending more
time together and weigh the pros and cons of increased interaction time.

Warning:The show gets a lot nerdier when Ryan starts talking about the past, present, and future
of his video game playing time. Steffie tells us about her time as a Cuban dictator. We
also find out that Ryan & Steffie are not really sure what their smoke detector sounds
like, despite it going off every time they open the oven. Apparently Ryan and Steffie are
not being cool about fire safety.

We discuss the BP oil spill and its “harsh” effects on Steffie’s parents. Ryan is pretty
sure Dawn is dunking animals in oil and subsequently cleaning them off for photo ops. Ryan
and Steffie discuss how animals in Dreamworks and Disney films have much cuter birth
defects than those in real life.

As it often does, the topic drifts towards hobos. Steffie and Ryan want to do many fun
things with them from catching them in shoddy traps to giving them fake Nobel Peace
Prizes. Steffie gives out some advice to the homeless which will likely fall on deaf ears
since this is a podcast.

As per usual, hilarity ensues.

“I don’t know if you have ghost balls.”-Steffie

Ryan:”I mean, I’ve got a ghost dick, what do I know about normal genitalia?”-Ryan