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Ryan and Steffie are late recording the show but baby-free this weekend! Ryan thinks he has arthritis and Steffie turns into a crazed claw monster. Steffie talks about how homo-erotic MMA fighting is and Ryan tells us about an MMA fighter that starts his bouts with a sweet kiss. Ryan and Steffie learn that if people see something on the internet about rape, they will download it. Of course, with any conversation about rape, Ryan and Steffie start talking about monkeys and how they are similar to children.
Steffie and Ryan discuss fast food edicate and food fights that end in assault. Steffie tells an epic story about an erroneous burger. Steffie then threatens Ryan with food-based assault.
We learn that Ryan doesn’t understand anatomy or where milk comes from. Ryan also thinks that goat cheese is turns you into sort of magic hippie version of Mr. Hyde. Steffie talks about the diva cup. Ryan is disgusted.
Ryan believes that ladies are the cause of all deaths. He has, of course, no evidence to support
this theory but apparently believes that if there were no ladies, that men would be immortal.
Ryan has the random headline for the day and we quickly learn why random headlines don’t work the
other way around. Ryan and Steffie talk about Stretch Armstrong adventures times from when they
were children.
They talk about Gary Coleman again and Steffie does some speculating. Especially about Jewish guys that live in her head with a bunch of other common stereotypes. Ryan and Steffie do what they can to
nip Racism in the bud.
Ryan tells us about his very crazy weekend romp in Africa. Steffie has a scare with the fine folks who
work for the Blood Mobile. Ryan degrades historical monuments, Steffie wants to blow them up, and much, much more!!!
“No, Rape Ape nooooO!!!”-Ryan
“Me and the monkey shot up heroine and then we fucked.”Steffie
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