Episode 13: I Have Pet Mouse 0
Ryan and Steffie are celebrating the 13th episode and discuss the implications of the number thirteen as it relates to being unlucky or lucky. They discuss a few religions that place value on the number as well as Wicca and Bewitched.
Ryan explains how to find the treasure of FDR by using clues in the Bewitched DVD deleted scenes. Ryan believes that FDR was secretly trying to release a plague of polio upon mankind. Steffie wants to trick guests into thinking she has a jar of polio in the kitchen and we learn that Steffie has no concept of presidents in the past.
Topics of death and the deceased inevitably lead to discussions of commemorative plates. They talk more about other made-for-TV products and vaccuums.
Steffie and Ryan discuss the addition of smell to the internet and we learn about Ryan’s hatred of Axe bodyspray.
Steffie announces that we are now opening up the show to family and friends and they should be pre-warned of immature and offensive topics and Steffie does her first edit to the show.
Ryan and Steffie discuss retardation and their love. Ryan misinterprets a news story about a dart gun which steers the conversation back towards rape. Steffie wants to blowdart Johnny Depp and shuffle off with him into the bushes.
They discuss robot marriages, Dio, and Ryan’s domestic abuse at Publix. Ryan feels as if the sun gives him strength and his pet mouse. Ryan also unleashes his new fragrance, Chainsaw, unto to the world.
Tom Hanks’ weird head, their giant friend Derrick, tiny Spaniards and much, much more!
“Office supplies are my only friends”-Ryan
“My mom is aware of my fucking Alex Baldwin for the cure”-Steffie
Intro Song: Felix Cartal-MSTRKRFT-Bounce feat N.O.R.E
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